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# Lovely.
What happens at 5pm?
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:09, archived)
# Everybody dies from Faeitis
Except me. I'm the carrier.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:10, archived)
# Nor me.
I've had my Faeitis immunisation.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:15, archived)
# You can't have done
I only invented it about an hour ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:16, archived)
# Well that's what the doctor said it was.
Although I was confused at the time how he had both his hands on my shoulders when he administered the suppository.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:17, archived)
# Ahhhh, no
that's an entirely different kind of modern therapy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:18, archived)
# everyone will die
from having orgies
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:13, archived)
# i think its when the big ppl end work and can go home n do non work stuff
but where i am a lazy student person waiting for results day and have no real job to speak of, 5pm does not concern me at all.

*changes tv channel*
(Farmer Brown home grown since, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:13, archived)
# *snarls*
Smug bastard. Hope you fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:14, archived)
# :'(
*blubbers*
but i must go to uni, otherewise its a fate worse then cherie blair for me,

im stuck on the isle of wight!!!!

:'(
(Farmer Brown home grown since, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:17, archived)
# It's nice there though.
You don't want to come on the mainland- it's full of us and smog and bleurgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:21, archived)
# tis nice down here
but its slowly falling into the sea.
i'll have to hop on the boat n join the mainlanders n the smog.

*random isle of wight fact*
the solent is the must expensive stretch of water to cross £ per mile, in the entire world!!!
(Farmer Brown home grown since, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:24, archived)
# Well stay there then!
I'd love to live on the IoW. Or the IoAnything.

Or Holland.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:26, archived)
# I'm a "big person".
Leastways I'm not a lazy student anymore.

And I don't work on Saturday.

Well except today, but I've finished now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:16, archived)