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# You should have seen me
I kicked some wardrobes and shouted like a right sweary mary.
I felt ridiculous standing there covered in gravy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:36, archived)
# ridiculous
yet strangely aroused?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:37, archived)
# um
yeah
in a way.
I think my lady liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:39, archived)
# Did she help you clean it off?
Gravy as an aphrodesiac, tonight on Springer!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:42, archived)
# Gravy and tangy cheese Doritos
seems to work with "the ladies".
I have never tried this, really
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:43, archived)
# Nah,
you just hope someone will pass you a towel...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:44, archived)
# I remember dropping a pizza
wot I made myself from scratch and a luvverly Czech beer all over the stairs...
...I busted my hand punching it.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:42, archived)
# how strange
i did exactly the same thing with a pizza i had made too. i nearly cried
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:52, archived)