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# Can I really not do any bvetter than this?
Where has all my hummus gone?


This must be further devine retribution for something.
Earlier, I dropped a beautiful roast dinner all over the floor.
/gutted
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:28, archived)
# for some reason that is very

to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:30, archived)
# Your Woo
is making me nervous.
I keep expecting it to pop.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:34, archived)
# now
there's an idea...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:39, archived)
# Is that Terry Gilliam?
8O
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:30, archived)
# Aye
it be the man himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:32, archived)
# Hoooraaay!
Terry is our daddy!
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:36, archived)
# But he always
forgets our birthdays.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:37, archived)
# It would be cool if he posted here!
Or at least he should be interviewed by some betan!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:38, archived)
# I think its
been mentioned. but I dunno if anyone chased it.
He seemed happy enough to talk to Dom Joly, so I dont see why not.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:40, archived)
# yeah but
you have his email address?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:48, archived)
# Hello there!
Good to see you!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:32, archived)
# Hello
missus
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:32, archived)
# I love
JustHere4Coffee... did you notice?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:43, archived)
# THREAD JACK sorry
How do you transfer money into Rob account???...I'm only a kid so I don't understand this new bank stuff...I've just moved from having a kiddies savings account ffs
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:34, archived)
# The most basic way
would be to print out his bank details and go into a local branch.

Some of us older folks can do such things through websites, but that usually requires a current account...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:36, archived)
# right...I get ya
...but I'm not really a kid....I just don't get this bank stuff really lol.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:38, archived)
# well
you give the money to a bank.
You think they are keeping it safe, but in reality they are investing it on the stockmarket. This makes them money. They then give some of this back as interest. They also lend money to other people, charge interest on that, and earn money that way.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:45, archived)
# When I got my first account
I tried to use as many different coins as possible to make it more 'interesting'... I was most upset when my mum explained what 'interest' meant and that small change had to be bagged according to denomination...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:48, archived)
# hehehe
for some reason i don't think you are joking :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:51, archived)
# You KNOW
I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:57, archived)
# I did it
through Paypal.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:09, archived)
# You
are twisting my melon, man.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:34, archived)
# nowt wrong
with that lad ! , most woosome !
however , there is much wrong in dropping a roast dinner..........for shame
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:34, archived)
# You should have seen me
I kicked some wardrobes and shouted like a right sweary mary.
I felt ridiculous standing there covered in gravy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:36, archived)
# ridiculous
yet strangely aroused?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:37, archived)
# um
yeah
in a way.
I think my lady liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:39, archived)
# Did she help you clean it off?
Gravy as an aphrodesiac, tonight on Springer!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:42, archived)
# Gravy and tangy cheese Doritos
seems to work with "the ladies".
I have never tried this, really
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:43, archived)
# Nah,
you just hope someone will pass you a towel...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:44, archived)
# I remember dropping a pizza
wot I made myself from scratch and a luvverly Czech beer all over the stairs...
...I busted my hand punching it.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:42, archived)
# how strange
i did exactly the same thing with a pizza i had made too. i nearly cried
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:52, archived)
# Cool, an excuse to premiere this:

I wooyay your wooyay, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:37, archived)
# Ah fresh out the pan....
He looks like he hates his job.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:41, archived)
# Oh, he does, he does!
Psst: it's Charlton Heston in Soylent Green... which is what's on the conveyor!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:45, archived)
# Hi
cockalorum
(I helped save b3ta! CJ, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:43, archived)
# woo yay to your woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:43, archived)
# Does this mean that
Woo Yay is peeeeeeeeeeeeepuuuuuuuuuuuuuul?
(I helped save b3ta! Propaganda Monkey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:43, archived)
# Sure does...
Millions of people every day are consumed by WooYay... Help end this needless waste, submit kittens to B3ta today!

I found the source while grabbing stuff for my earlier flop-pic; originally I wanted a nice multi-frame anim but I couldn't get the hummus and the filesize to match my expectations.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:46, archived)
# I've done my duty then.
Just submitted my kitten for the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Propaganda Monkey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:51, archived)
# heh heh
sound clip
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:13, archived)
# YES!
Oh thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:18, archived)