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# been down the pub all day...
and heard a really corny gag...
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:12, archived)
# my french 1 teacher
told me that. And I've hated her ever since.
(SkitzoMonkey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:15, archived)
# yeah but...
after 12 pints of bitter did you love her?
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:17, archived)
# My French teacher told me this one:
"Why do Frenchman never have a big breakfast?"
"Because one egg is always enough."

I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:18, archived)
# My Spanish teacher told me
to stop staring.
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# one egg
= 'un oeuf'
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:21, archived)
# thanks!
not very funny is it? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:23, archived)
# My french teacher
used to come out with that one too. He was a wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:22, archived)
# un
branleur :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:23, archived)
# Merci monsieur
I did not know that. The best insult he told us was gros gourmande... (?sp)Not very impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:27, archived)
# Wahey...
enough is enough!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:23, archived)
# Oh dear
That's bad/good.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:17, archived)