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# lovely
i've had my coffee

it was starbucks
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:51, archived)
# I don't drink coffee at all
but this morning I'm gonna make an exception
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:52, archived)
# a fatal exception!?!?
nasty
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:52, archived)
# starbucks wouldn't make me a fairtrade latte
so i shat on their counter and left*


*ordered a non-fair trade one instead
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:53, archived)
# if you had shat they would have scooped it up and tossed it the coffee machine
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:56, archived)
# cant argue with GG!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:13, archived)
# STARBUCKS!!!
you must work in a big posh bank or summat!!!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:53, archived)
# *delibarately misreads*
big posh wank?
why sir, yes please
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:54, archived)
# Does your butler pass the tissues?
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:58, archived)
# nah - his mum does
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:59, archived)
# i just wipe it on your curtains
;)
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:02, archived)
# I HAVE NO CURTAINS
I HAVE NO WINDOWS
I HAVE NO EYES
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:30, archived)
# Your are not Nina Simone
AICMFP
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:34, archived)
# He said a posh wank
not a 'yummy mummy' wank
or is that just in the Clownfish household?
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:02, archived)