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# *yawn* am knackered this morn

Click for others, and 'ning all :)
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:49, archived)
# FELCH
FUCK

COFFEE

'NING!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:49, archived)
# Fuck my felching coffee
fuckwit
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:55, archived)
# that would wake me up
I suppose.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:13, archived)
# I read that too
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:14, archived)
# fuck you you fuck
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:15, archived)
# yes fucking please
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:17, archived)
# Celebrating 21 years usage of the
word feltch.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:21, archived)
# lovely
i've had my coffee

it was starbucks
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:51, archived)
# I don't drink coffee at all
but this morning I'm gonna make an exception
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:52, archived)
# a fatal exception!?!?
nasty
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:52, archived)
# starbucks wouldn't make me a fairtrade latte
so i shat on their counter and left*


*ordered a non-fair trade one instead
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:53, archived)
# if you had shat they would have scooped it up and tossed it the coffee machine
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:56, archived)
# cant argue with GG!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:13, archived)
# STARBUCKS!!!
you must work in a big posh bank or summat!!!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:53, archived)
# *delibarately misreads*
big posh wank?
why sir, yes please
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:54, archived)
# Does your butler pass the tissues?
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:58, archived)
# nah - his mum does
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:59, archived)
# i just wipe it on your curtains
;)
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:02, archived)
# I HAVE NO CURTAINS
I HAVE NO WINDOWS
I HAVE NO EYES
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:30, archived)
# Your are not Nina Simone
AICMFP
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:34, archived)
# He said a posh wank
not a 'yummy mummy' wank
or is that just in the Clownfish household?
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:02, archived)
# ha ha!!
i'm still drinking mine :D *slurps*
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:51, archived)
# I'm drinking green tea
black
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:53, archived)
# green shirely
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:54, archived)
# greeeeeeeeeeeeeen fingaaaaaaah!!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:56, archived)
# greenclaws
what a shit kids tv show
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:02, archived)
# Baron Greenback
i've never heard of green claws...
*googles*

.....ah
yeah, i think i avoided that one
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:07, archived)
# Smashing!
I wish I had a woman like that, I'd have her fetching me cups of tea every 20 minutes.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:53, archived)
# i'm a cheaper alternative :D
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:55, archived)
# Grand!
Fetch my tea, Ironman tetsuo!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:56, archived)
# eh?
do what now?
i'm on a break!
you get what you pay for
in this case, i'm a monkey :D
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:06, archived)
# then type the complete works of shakespeare
monkey slave
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:11, archived)
# MAKE ME A HOUSE OUT A TOENAIL CLIPPINS, WOMAN, PRETTY PLEASE.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:54, archived)
# hmmmmmmmm
*ponders*
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:55, archived)
# LEARN TO READ AND WRITE, THEN WRITE ME A UNIBOMBER MANIFESTO AND BLOW UP SOME BUILDINGS AND SMALL CHILDREN, WOMAN.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:56, archived)
# ASSASSINATE COLONIAL KURTZ, MARTIN SHEEN.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:59, archived)
# BE MARLON BRANDO WOMAN
GET FAT IN A JUNGLE!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:02, archived)
# I cant get over how cool that movie was.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:05, archived)
# when younger if i ever scored really good hash
i'd hire that on video and watch it over and over until the shit ran out! HOT FILM!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:08, archived)
# YOU CAN GET IT WORKING - YOU CAN GET IT JERKING
A HARD EARNED THIRST NEEDS A BIG COLD CATS PISS
AND THE BEST COLD CAT PISS IS CAT PISS - Rex Mossop
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:56, archived)
# REX MOSSOP IS A DIRTY FUCKING MUCKRAKER.
-gronkpan
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:59, archived)
# DUCKRAPER
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:00, archived)
# TUGPAPER
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:01, archived)
# NEVER LET THE TRUTH STAND IN THE WAY OF A GOOD STORY
- Someone not me - fuck
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:01, archived)
# George W Bush?
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:13, archived)
# It's his motto...
dont know if he coined the phrase though?
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:14, archived)
# fuck
get her to grab some for me as well - woo yeah!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:55, archived)
# G'ning.
Right off to show visitors about all day again.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:18, archived)
# Oooh I spent a day doing that last week
it was ace, especially as a favourite b3tan was involved.

Ning by the way!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:29, archived)