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# *yawn* am knackered this morn

Click for others, and 'ning all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:49, archived)
# FELCH
FUCK

COFFEE

'NING!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:49, archived)
# Fuck my felching coffee
fuckwit
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:55, archived)
# that would wake me up
I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:13, archived)
# I read that too
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:14, archived)
# fuck you you fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:15, archived)
# yes fucking please
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:17, archived)
# Celebrating 21 years usage of the
word feltch.
(Smudger, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:21, archived)
# lovely
i've had my coffee

it was starbucks
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:51, archived)
# I don't drink coffee at all
but this morning I'm gonna make an exception
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:52, archived)
# a fatal exception!?!?
nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:52, archived)
# starbucks wouldn't make me a fairtrade latte
so i shat on their counter and left*


*ordered a non-fair trade one instead
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:53, archived)
# if you had shat they would have scooped it up and tossed it the coffee machine
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:56, archived)
# cant argue with GG!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:13, archived)
# STARBUCKS!!!
you must work in a big posh bank or summat!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:53, archived)
# *delibarately misreads*
big posh wank?
why sir, yes please
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:54, archived)
# Does your butler pass the tissues?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:58, archived)
# nah - his mum does
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:59, archived)
# i just wipe it on your curtains
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:02, archived)
# I HAVE NO CURTAINS
I HAVE NO WINDOWS
I HAVE NO EYES
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:30, archived)
# Your are not Nina Simone
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:34, archived)
# He said a posh wank
not a 'yummy mummy' wank
or is that just in the Clownfish household?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:02, archived)
# ha ha!!
i'm still drinking mine :D *slurps*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:51, archived)
# I'm drinking green tea
black
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:53, archived)
# green shirely
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:54, archived)
# greeeeeeeeeeeeeen fingaaaaaaah!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:56, archived)
# greenclaws
what a shit kids tv show
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:02, archived)
# Baron Greenback
i've never heard of green claws...
*googles*

.....ah
yeah, i think i avoided that one
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:07, archived)
# Smashing!
I wish I had a woman like that, I'd have her fetching me cups of tea every 20 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:53, archived)
# i'm a cheaper alternative :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:55, archived)
# Grand!
Fetch my tea, Ironman tetsuo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:56, archived)
# eh?
do what now?
i'm on a break!
you get what you pay for
in this case, i'm a monkey :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:06, archived)
# then type the complete works of shakespeare
monkey slave
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:11, archived)
# MAKE ME A HOUSE OUT A TOENAIL CLIPPINS, WOMAN, PRETTY PLEASE.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:54, archived)
# hmmmmmmmm
*ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:55, archived)
# LEARN TO READ AND WRITE, THEN WRITE ME A UNIBOMBER MANIFESTO AND BLOW UP SOME BUILDINGS AND SMALL CHILDREN, WOMAN.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:56, archived)
# ASSASSINATE COLONIAL KURTZ, MARTIN SHEEN.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:59, archived)
# BE MARLON BRANDO WOMAN
GET FAT IN A JUNGLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:02, archived)
# I cant get over how cool that movie was.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:05, archived)
# when younger if i ever scored really good hash
i'd hire that on video and watch it over and over until the shit ran out! HOT FILM!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:08, archived)
# YOU CAN GET IT WORKING - YOU CAN GET IT JERKING
A HARD EARNED THIRST NEEDS A BIG COLD CATS PISS
AND THE BEST COLD CAT PISS IS CAT PISS - Rex Mossop
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:56, archived)
# REX MOSSOP IS A DIRTY FUCKING MUCKRAKER.
-gronkpan
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:59, archived)
# DUCKRAPER
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:00, archived)
# TUGPAPER
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:01, archived)
# NEVER LET THE TRUTH STAND IN THE WAY OF A GOOD STORY
- Someone not me - fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:01, archived)
# George W Bush?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:13, archived)
# It's his motto...
dont know if he coined the phrase though?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:14, archived)
# fuck
get her to grab some for me as well - woo yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:55, archived)
# G'ning.
Right off to show visitors about all day again.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:18, archived)
# Oooh I spent a day doing that last week
it was ace, especially as a favourite b3tan was involved.

Ning by the way!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:29, archived)