i stopped smoking because i was going to become a dad
i've now lost lots of cool points, but on the otherhand, all the ladies were flockin' around me in tescos the other day as i had the baby in her harness.
babies get you chicks, 100% FACT.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:03,
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And vice versa
or so I've heard
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:06,
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Braw!
since I stopped smoking I've only gained pockets full of mints and chewing gum.
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The Duke of Prunes,
Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:07,
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it was watching Tom and Jerry that made me start
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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!,
Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:09,
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It was my granny that made me start
one day she offered me a pan drop, and it's been mints for me since that very day.
Fetch me my tea, Ironman tetsuo!
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The Duke of Prunes,
Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:15,
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i've gainde the above also
plus I've become really good at hiding the fact that I smoke for eveyone.
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w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher,
Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:10,
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