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# i stopped smoking because i was going to become a dad
i've now lost lots of cool points, but on the otherhand, all the ladies were flockin' around me in tescos the other day as i had the baby in her harness.

babies get you chicks, 100% FACT.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:03, archived)
# And vice versa
or so I've heard
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Braw!
since I stopped smoking I've only gained pockets full of mints and chewing gum.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:07, archived)
# it was watching Tom and Jerry that made me start
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:09, archived)
# It was my granny that made me start
one day she offered me a pan drop, and it's been mints for me since that very day.

Fetch me my tea, Ironman tetsuo!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:15, archived)
# i've gainde the above also
plus I've become really good at hiding the fact that I smoke for eveyone.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:10, archived)