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news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5271470.stm
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:52, archived)
# This is sick!
1984 anyone?

In years to come when driving a fossil fueled vehicle is frowned upon will they put solar panels on the car from bullit?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:53, archived)
# by then
driving will have been made illegal as it's been scientifically proven that driving causes at least one death or injury per year.
All films with cars in will be banned.
And then all films will be banned because they will remind people of other films that contained cars.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:57, archived)
# indeed.
fat-pie.com/thechildthatsmeltfunny.htm
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:05, archived)
# This
is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:14, archived)
# have you never been on fat-pie.com?
you've never lived sonny!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:17, archived)
# This ^
Dear Bastards in Charge of Editing,

Where will this all end?

Yours,
Worried of Rugby
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:58, archived)
# IT IS REWRITING HISTORY
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:53, archived)
# I'm airbrushing
you out for your viscious lies against the state.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:55, archived)
# oooh
it tickles!~
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:59, archived)
# Hahaha
The main danger of smoking is that it can make you look DANGEROUSLY COOL.
Fact of life; deny it all you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:54, archived)
# REMEBER KIDS: Don't smoke
Unless you wanna look COOL!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:55, archived)
# *rembers*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:55, archived)
# Pfft!



at BOTH of the funny speelign mitsaks =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:59, archived)
# You may laugh
but I put the 20-odd years I spent as a slave to my nicotine addiction to these two bastards and other cartoons.

That bleedin' Nick O'Teen was the worst. Without him, I'd have never even thought about taking up smoking.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:54, archived)
# I read this in the paper this morning.
Stupid bloody boomerang knows nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:55, archived)
# Oi!
Boomerang has DangerMouse on it. Don't diss Boomerang!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:02, archived)
# And more Scooby-Doo
than you can meddle with.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:04, archived)
# does greenback still smoke cigars
though?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:09, archived)
# but everyone knows that smoking is cool
by making a big deal out of it, it simply makes it more cool.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:55, archived)
# "Whenever life gets beyond a joke, light a fag and enjoy a smoke."
That was my motto before I stupidly stopped smoking.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:01, archived)
# i stopped smoking because i was going to become a dad
i've now lost lots of cool points, but on the otherhand, all the ladies were flockin' around me in tescos the other day as i had the baby in her harness.

babies get you chicks, 100% FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:03, archived)
# And vice versa
or so I've heard
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Braw!
since I stopped smoking I've only gained pockets full of mints and chewing gum.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:07, archived)
# it was watching Tom and Jerry that made me start
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:09, archived)
# It was my granny that made me start
one day she offered me a pan drop, and it's been mints for me since that very day.

Fetch me my tea, Ironman tetsuo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:15, archived)
# i've gainde the above also
plus I've become really good at hiding the fact that I smoke for eveyone.
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:10, archived)
# it like when the BBC edited all the racist stuff out of The Young Ones
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:00, archived)
# I can't remember that.
But then again I haven't seen the Young ones for over 20 years.

Please remind me what was in it that was racist in it.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:04, archived)
# ALL THE DARKIES

etc.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Shirley
like Johnny Speight before them, they were being ironical.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:07, archived)
# "Whenever life's getting beyond a joke, burn a coloured gentleman and enjoy a smoke"
That used to be my motto until a gave up the KKK
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:09, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6251713
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:11, archived)
# it was when viv won the ford tippex
and the policeman jumpped out on the prize goving man, calling him a rasta chocolate dropp and accusing him of burning whiteman electriciy when he rung the door bell.

it was very funny at the time, and looking back showed the state of thatchers britain at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:09, archived)
# And may still have
some relevance today.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:14, archived)
# pixellated graffitti
wogs out, but so badly done it brings more attention to it!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:12, archived)
# I just had a look on the Wikipedia
And it doesn't mention racism - it mentions that the episodes were originally 35 mins each and were edited for length, clearance issues meant that some of the songs were edited out and the subliminal flashes were later edited out of season 2, but nothing about racism...considering one of the people who wrote it was Ben Elton, it'd be extremely surprised to find racist jokes in there...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Yes: despite being a cunt
He's not a racist cunt.

Thanks to the memory jogging above, I now seem to remember jokes about the police being stupid and racist, by putting racist (but obviously stupid) words in their mouths.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:27, archived)
# Aha
many thanks
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:43, archived)