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[challenge entry] What can I say except,
My humble apologies for mankyness. :(

From the Celebrity Autobiographies challenge. See all 520 entries (closed)

(Featheredfish 's life needs an undo key., Wed 23 Aug 2006, 16:37, archived)
# Appendix A:
How to drive over your own fucking head.
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 16:39, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 16:41, archived)
# sorry but T.J.
I JUST FUCKING SPILT COFFEE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!
now i'm having an utterly shite day :(

my mouse is all sticky
the num pad is filled with it
the sheet with amendments i was working from
is soaked, this really is FUCKING SHIT WEDNESSDAY!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Worry not!
For it is shitday wednesday and things like that always happen

Tomorrow will be bettererer
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 16:41, archived)
# *glees*
i've got the tea bags and the swim channel ready!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 16:42, archived)
# *visits*
*stays for years and years and hogs the sofa at every given opportunity*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 16:43, archived)
# last time i spilled a drink
my keyboard went spazzy and i had to find an old one
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 16:44, archived)
# No no
It's quite a nice day today.


Apart from the fact I'm bored shitless. Sigh.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 16:42, archived)
# It could also
be niceday wednesday, but shitday got there first, I'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 16:43, archived)
# Can we move shitday Wednesday to Mondays?
I think I prefer my Wednesdays at the start of the week anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Woo
*prints and puts on wall*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 23 Aug 2006, 16:42, archived)
# chill out
it could be worse, it could be a fucking disaster rather than just irritating
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 16:42, archived)
# awwwwwww
tell me what i can draw to cheer you up.
preferably something easy.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 16:43, archived)
# i'm easy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 16:46, archived)