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# Tools down!
Most of you will be aware of my ongoing struggle with Tony Blair and the folks at his office regarding a publicly available email address. They promised to have this whole email thing sorted out by the new year. It’s the new year. I have stuff to get on with and so does Tony.

So...

As of 9:00am on the 6th of January 2003, I am officially on strike. All I will be producing, be it at my weblog or on this board, will be continued and relentless repeats of the picture that haunts my dreams.

If you wish to (finally) stop this insanity, you might want to contact the chappies in Tony Blair's office and inform them by mail or fax that you would much rather do so by email. You especially must do this if you live in another country - or even outside of London. I'd even go so far as to advise such far-flung folks to start their letter with the following statement:

'This letter reaches you from _______________. Getting it to you cost me _____. Please make a note of that figure and refer to it specifically in the paragraph of your reply that expresses your profound appreciation of my monetary sacrifice.'

Downing St request that you include your full postal address in any correspondence. That is all.


Tony Blair
10 Downing Street
London
SW1A 2AA

Facsimile:
0207 925 0918
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:25, archived)
# Manic,
please god do something different.
Please, for me.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:27, archived)
# oh, but he is.
He's overthrowing the government.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:28, archived)
# He's getting on
my tits.


Sorry Manic.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:32, archived)
# That's
moobs I believe.
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:37, archived)
# Never a problem, Bovine...
But if you want me stop, you know what you have to do.
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:40, archived)
# Its your problem mate,
you sort it out. Why annoy the rest of the board.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:43, archived)
# Um.
I'm not sure that he is
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:45, archived)
# Sorry,
but I'm just fed up of those Star Wars pics...blah, blah, blah, blah.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:46, archived)
# I'm not doing anything different
I'm just (finally) showing you how I can be stopped.
Please stop me, BTW. I woke up with 6 more this morning. It's starting to hurt my brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:47, archived)
# Your going the
wrong way about it.
I was up at 6.30 whilst Fictional Kerry stayed in bed for another half an hour!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:49, archived)
# I couldn't get back to sleep
after my girlfriend woke me as she got ready for work at 5 this morning. :(

I don't think I'll last the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:54, archived)
# .
wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! Occasional Lurker, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 9:30, archived)