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# I think the phrase
'Perv yourself up' should be used more often.

'Go on girl, perv yourself up a bit'.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:53, archived)
# laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhvleee!
Awight my son? Fancy a china tea-set? 50p to you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Here Twenny quid,
go aht an buy yerself somefin' nice.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:55, archived)
# get aaaaht of it
woss gaahin on?
Oi! Shut it!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Anymore lip,
han I'll cut yoo wiv me blaaade.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Sorry guv
dont go saaaf the river this time 'o night.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 12:01, archived)
# "you would if you loved me"
Agreed. Perv yourself up will become common usage in my vocabulary.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:56, archived)
# *sigh*
I'm going away for a bit - I'll come back when you boys have got over all this pervery.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 12:08, archived)
# it's your fault
for telling everyone on messenger that you're pink and fluffy! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 12:10, archived)
# why all the attacks?
I didn't think it was possible to lower the tone in this place.. Matter of fact, I thought of myself as an ambassador of culture..

Still, am enjoying the application of 'pervery'
Pervery merchant.
(I helped save b3ta! Shakmaaaaa!, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 12:13, archived)
# I think anyone "attacking" you
is merely confused as to why you posted the oldest thing on the web - but you didn't know, so that's all right.

It only feels like an "attack" when it's directed at you. They're all just bemused, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 12:20, archived)
# Bemusement...
Which is fair enough.
I only dips in and out.
(I helped save b3ta! Shakmaaaaa!, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 12:24, archived)