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# pervy wordy
hello folks
had to make this common knowledge for the unnervingly depraved people out there....
members.lycos.co.uk/donstaaa/newpage.html
paste ALL the text into word and follow the instructions... ignore the skeletal website, and perv yourself up!
(I helped save b3ta! Shakmaaaaa!, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:45, archived)
# ooh how I hate that phrase - "the lads"
shiver.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:46, archived)
# maybe it should be replaced with the phrase
the gladioli?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:48, archived)
# "Coming out for a drink with the Gladioli?"
etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:51, archived)
# nicked (from Jinx)
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:54, archived)
# I'm Narcissus!
Was funnier in me head...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:55, archived)
# holy crap
3 minutes...
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:58, archived)
# alright then
BETTER?
(I helped save b3ta! Shakmaaaaa!, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:48, archived)
# ooh the power
now change it to gladioli
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:51, archived)
# "the laddettes"
is worse...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:48, archived)
# that
is a nice description for a group of butch gay guys
(Squishie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:52, archived)
# out where?
in your garden? do they have the internet in your garden?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:47, archived)
# Nice....
tone on here today.
(I helped save b3ta! Shakmaaaaa!, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:49, archived)
# No....
Tone's on holiday. Bob is standing in for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:50, archived)
# what is Bob standing in?
gladioli?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Yeah
he's up to his knees in it. Usually thats Tone's job, but he's on holiday in Malaga Deluxe AGA, which is just like Malaga, only in 256 colours and it has extra bonus levels.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Wow
You mean, it's actually possible to make a picture that vaguely resembles something just by using letters?

What an original concept...

You know, if you used the right tags you could get it to look "right" on the webpage without all that bollocks about loading it into Word...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Cor!
All those letters form up, when you squint really closely, to make a Temporary Unavailable Geocities page :D
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Ya gotta love it
I thought to myself when I saw the URL "Joan Stark's finally got good hosting!"

Wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:56, archived)
# oh well, my mistake.
Thanks, great advice, I'd never heard of ASCII art before, I wouldn't have posted if I'd have known someone had done it before.. not to b3ta, anyway.
I thought that was the first one.
(I helped save b3ta! Shakmaaaaa!, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Being fairly new to posting here
I can't say it's never been done on B3ta - however, ASCII art is what was used to make some of the first home computer games, so it's most definately not "new."

In fact, ASCII art predates the invention of the word ASCII - there's officially-recognised "works of art" that are people's portraits or landscape scenes created by running the same piece of paper through a typewriter over and over again...

I'll have to go and look some of those up, they're really rather smart! As is yours... I didn't mean it to sound like a smack-down, just a heads-up to the fact it has been done already, k?

Here, have a baboon.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 12:03, archived)
# eh?
"quotes....You know, if you used the right tags you could get it to look "right" on the webpage without all that bollocks about loading it into Word......."
Yeah, but then where would the fun be. This is much more like creative fun. Anyroad, if I could be bothered to do that I'd be even more worried about myself. I'm already propagating text-based porn and drinking fish juice. Don't make me worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Shakmaaaaa!, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 12:01, archived)
# Well, the "fun"
would be in enabling people without Word to view it as it's intended... No?

What flavour fish juice?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Sole
But sometimes salmon, on expensive days.
And sometimes I crunch a little pebble and pretend.
(I helped save b3ta! Shakmaaaaa!, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Darn it
That baboon just ate my slippers.
But he's a good natured old soul.
Can he do the macarena?
(I helped save b3ta! Shakmaaaaa!, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Of course
just slip him the odd banana laced with exlax, then deny him bathroom privileges and he'll dance however you want!

Must say right here that the Google Toolbar rocks, especially if you use the Experimental search button... It's helped me out 3 times in this thread!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 12:15, archived)
# really?
ASCII art predates the internet ...

for some more recent ascii and ansi stuff check here:

www.acid.org/

start your own crew -contribute to the demo scene!

phil.

spiny / torment
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 12:28, archived)
# I think the phrase
'Perv yourself up' should be used more often.

'Go on girl, perv yourself up a bit'.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:53, archived)
# laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhvleee!
Awight my son? Fancy a china tea-set? 50p to you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Here Twenny quid,
go aht an buy yerself somefin' nice.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:55, archived)
# get aaaaht of it
woss gaahin on?
Oi! Shut it!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Anymore lip,
han I'll cut yoo wiv me blaaade.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Sorry guv
dont go saaaf the river this time 'o night.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 12:01, archived)
# "you would if you loved me"
Agreed. Perv yourself up will become common usage in my vocabulary.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:56, archived)
# *sigh*
I'm going away for a bit - I'll come back when you boys have got over all this pervery.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 12:08, archived)
# it's your fault
for telling everyone on messenger that you're pink and fluffy! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 12:10, archived)
# why all the attacks?
I didn't think it was possible to lower the tone in this place.. Matter of fact, I thought of myself as an ambassador of culture..

Still, am enjoying the application of 'pervery'
Pervery merchant.
(I helped save b3ta! Shakmaaaaa!, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 12:13, archived)
# I think anyone "attacking" you
is merely confused as to why you posted the oldest thing on the web - but you didn't know, so that's all right.

It only feels like an "attack" when it's directed at you. They're all just bemused, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 12:20, archived)
# Bemusement...
Which is fair enough.
I only dips in and out.
(I helped save b3ta! Shakmaaaaa!, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 12:24, archived)