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# Leave My Mum Out of this.
You see fish and all you think about is my mum? You scare me. You really do.

Midly amusing, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:11, archived)
# *FACT*
I love your mum
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:12, archived)
# *FACT*
Andi's mum is called wendy and she can be found in the B&Q carpark on Bristol Road in the evenings and for £20 she'll ...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:16, archived)
# £20 you say ?
........
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:18, archived)
# I'm on my way
*Question* Does she take switch?

*Edit* And I don't mean in the brown way
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Cash only
i'm afraid

but there is a hole in the wall just round the corner.
but it doesn't feel the same, so i've heard!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:21, archived)
# ba dum tish
i thank ewe
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:23, archived)
# You could use
This
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:25, archived)
# Yes...
Guess where you swipe?!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:24, archived)
# ...help you get
that shelving you've just bought, into your car
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:18, archived)
# ha ha ha
neeeeeeeeeeece
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:19, archived)
# *FACT*
My mum is a MILF and she loves you all

Didn't expect that, did you. You little ticklers
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:23, archived)
# go on, prove it!
we want photos!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:24, archived)
# This is the part where you WYH
My piccy. Not ask to see my mum. You fucked up people.

*FACT* - I tried to pursuade my mum to have a baby, but she kept saying "Pull out, pull out" at the last minute
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:29, archived)
# love it
wyh to the pic......now where are those photos?
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:30, archived)
# I'll Woo Yay
your pic if you post a pic of your mum.

not naked.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:30, archived)
# I don't have any uploaded
I'll upload some when I get my first front page. And tell you all if I lost my cherry to that bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:31, archived)
# we'll never see it then.
andi with a front page, sheesh, the world will end before that.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)
# It would be the fifth
Sign of the Apocalypse, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:34, archived)