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# It's a bit harsh
The first time I was only about 6 and was taking a short cut with my big sisters. We weren't even scrumping.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:11, archived)
# I was about 9 and walking on
a public footpath with my 75 year old grandma. To be fair, he didn't really aim to kill us, just scare us shitless.
<voice of unreason>I hate farmers. Whingeing tory bastards.</unreason>
(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:15, archived)
# you never told me you were SHOT AT!!
Right, next time we go up there I'll find him (or his next of kin if necessary) and whup his right-wing foxhunting ARSE.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:17, archived)
# I'm sure I told you that story.
He wasn't one of the foxhunting ones though. I think he just hated people in general.
(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:19, archived)
# I don't CARE.
I'm going to FIND HIM, and then I'm going to HURT HIM.

You don't mess with MY tomsk and get away with it, all right?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:23, archived)
# Always complaining
about having no money as they drive around in mercs and bmw's and living in big houses. And scaring little kids with their guns. Evil they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:19, archived)
# The other time I was a student
and a crowd of us went camping in the Mourne Mountains. A farmers son who we met in a pub said we could camp on his land, but he negleted to tell his dad who thought we were some sort of terrorists using his land as a training camp. Oh how we all laughed when it was sorted out.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:23, archived)