But, to humourThe names are fine & funny.
Tunstall: swap 'instrument' and 'food of choice'.
Quote: 'You haven't taken me alive!'
Respects: 'You see this snake? I respect this snake but I've still got it by the nadgers.'
Current equipment: 'Long, twig-like & bendy snake. I did mention 'long' didn't I?'
Genre of choice: 'Fucking your mother, frankly. No, no really, she's hot. I'm not into the genre thing. I'm something that people are into. Except your mother. You saw the thing about the snake, right?'
----
Saunders:
Instrument: Thai ladyboy costume
Food of choice: Thai ladyboys (duh!)
Quote: Gargled interference.
Respects: his old [interference] man
Current equipment: Cunt (treatment pending; watch this space, quite literally)
Genre of Choice: Dude, if you give me $5 I'll be whatever you want me to be. Yes. Call me Katy. Whatever you need, lover.
=====
Murphy:
Swap instrument/food.
Quote: 'My public masturbation is my private concern.'
Respects: That chap off the Halifax adverts. The one who's obviously off his tits but never gets arrested for it or jacks up his fans on camera.
Current Equipment: 'Don't mind if I do. Thank you, Squire.'
Genre of choice: 'Don't label me, you fucks! Indie!'
(Tunstall: swap 'instrument' and 'food of choice'.
Quote: 'You haven't taken me alive!'
Respects: 'You see this snake? I respect this snake but I've still got it by the nadgers.'
Current equipment: 'Long, twig-like & bendy snake. I did mention 'long' didn't I?'
Genre of choice: 'Fucking your mother, frankly. No, no really, she's hot. I'm not into the genre thing. I'm something that people are into. Except your mother. You saw the thing about the snake, right?'
----
Saunders:
Instrument: Thai ladyboy costume
Food of choice: Thai ladyboys (duh!)
Quote: Gargled interference.
Respects: his old [interference] man
Current equipment: Cunt (treatment pending; watch this space, quite literally)
Genre of Choice: Dude, if you give me $5 I'll be whatever you want me to be. Yes. Call me Katy. Whatever you need, lover.
=====
Murphy:
Swap instrument/food.
Quote: 'My public masturbation is my private concern.'
Respects: That chap off the Halifax adverts. The one who's obviously off his tits but never gets arrested for it or jacks up his fans on camera.
Current Equipment: 'Don't mind if I do. Thank you, Squire.'
Genre of choice: 'Don't label me, you fucks! Indie!'
alienheat,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:36,
archived)
Thankyou so so muchYou made me chortle like a Beano character.
I shall be using those! I'll give you a good mention!
(I shall be using those! I'll give you a good mention!
Flowers the little boy that santa claus forgot,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:46,
archived)
Just make sure the last one's in therefor the bassist. I mean, I know they can only count to four etc. It'll fly by him.
( alienheat,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:48,
archived)
