As seen as I uploaded themI thought I may as well post them here. I made some stuff for the band info thing... I don't know. I need some help making them funnier really.
Sorry for bigness. Any suggestions on more humorous details would be much appreciated.
(Sorry for bigness. Any suggestions on more humorous details would be much appreciated.
Flowers the little boy that santa claus forgot,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:16,
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longest time without a bath?
Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:20,
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The funniest thingis that in three months' time you'll either be split up, drinking each others' semen (if you're not already) or hopelessly lost because two of you are wearing shades and it is now night time. (The first one, I assume can't drive. Shouldn't at any rate.)
And you'll be in insurance call centres AND loving it.
(And you'll be in insurance call centres AND loving it.
alienheat,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:21,
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Haha we've split up 3 times alreadyAnd you're correct, I cannot drive, nor do I want to.
( Flowers the little boy that santa claus forgot,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:22,
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Mercy!Everytime I turn to atheism, something drags me back.
( alienheat,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:25,
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Would that beteh local priest? He only wants someone to swallow the firmness of his beliefs...
:)
(:)
kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that...,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:33,
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The second pikcheweris of Alanis Morrissette ashally, AICMFP.
:)
(:)
kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that...,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:27,
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they all look like the same person.
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:27,
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But, to humourThe names are fine & funny.
Tunstall: swap 'instrument' and 'food of choice'.
Quote: "You haven't taken me alive!"
Respects: "You see this snake? I respect this snake but I've still got it by the nadgers."
Current equipment: "Long, twig-like & bendy snake. I did mention 'long' didn't I?"
Genre of choice: "Fucking your mother, frankly. No, no really, she's hot. I'm not into the genre thing. I'm something that people are into. Except your mother. You saw the thing about the snake, right?"
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Saunders:
Instrument: Thai ladyboy costume
Food of choice: Thai ladyboys (duh!)
Quote: Gargled interference.
Respects: his old [interference] man
Current equipment: Cunt (treatment pending; watch this space, quite literally)
Genre of Choice: Dude, if you give me $5 I'll be whatever you want me to be. Yes. Call me Katy. Whatever you need, lover.
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Murphy:
Swap instrument/food.
Quote: "My public masturbation is my private concern."
Respects: That chap off the Halifax adverts. The one who's obviously off his tits but never gets arrested for it or jacks up his fans on camera.
Current Equipment: "Don't mind if I do. Thank you, Squire."
Genre of choice: "Don't label me, you fucks! Indie!"
(Tunstall: swap 'instrument' and 'food of choice'.
Quote: "You haven't taken me alive!"
Respects: "You see this snake? I respect this snake but I've still got it by the nadgers."
Current equipment: "Long, twig-like & bendy snake. I did mention 'long' didn't I?"
Genre of choice: "Fucking your mother, frankly. No, no really, she's hot. I'm not into the genre thing. I'm something that people are into. Except your mother. You saw the thing about the snake, right?"
----
Saunders:
Instrument: Thai ladyboy costume
Food of choice: Thai ladyboys (duh!)
Quote: Gargled interference.
Respects: his old [interference] man
Current equipment: Cunt (treatment pending; watch this space, quite literally)
Genre of Choice: Dude, if you give me $5 I'll be whatever you want me to be. Yes. Call me Katy. Whatever you need, lover.
=====
Murphy:
Swap instrument/food.
Quote: "My public masturbation is my private concern."
Respects: That chap off the Halifax adverts. The one who's obviously off his tits but never gets arrested for it or jacks up his fans on camera.
Current Equipment: "Don't mind if I do. Thank you, Squire."
Genre of choice: "Don't label me, you fucks! Indie!"
alienheat,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:36,
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Thankyou so so muchYou made me chortle like a Beano character.
I shall be using those! I'll give you a good mention!
(I shall be using those! I'll give you a good mention!
Flowers the little boy that santa claus forgot,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:46,
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Just make sure the last one's in therefor the bassist. I mean, I know they can only count to four etc. It'll fly by him.
( alienheat,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:48,
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Anyone who actually says the phrase "heavy metal", emphasis being on the word heavyOught to be shot. By me. Personally.
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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:59,
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