Troy Tempest
shot him with a ray gun or something.
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Puromycin is still licking windows,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:40,
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Mindfuck
You go out for a walk, come back and Steve Irwins dead. Next you'll be telling me that Michael Barrymore is gay, That image with the shark, helicopter and bridge is fake and that bandwagons are shit.
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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:41,
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Still
at least we know Santa Claus is real. And the Easter Bunny.
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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:42,
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You know what?
There is no Easter Bunny! That over there? That's just a man in a suit!
*goes back to staring at magic-eye picture*
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Jediwannabe,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:45,
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but i sat on his knee
and he gave me "special candy"
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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:46,
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Heh.
I know someone who sat on Jimmy Jangle Jewellery's knee...
She doesn't say if she got any special candy, though.
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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:47,
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Bah!
I see, I just read the news, I see he was killed by a stingray. Him by a dangerous animal and Major Les Hiddins by eating poisonous berries, they both had to die in their line of work, goat bless them.
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The Duke of Prunes,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:40,
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