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# *Leaps on*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:29, archived)
# skills
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:30, archived)
# I've only reached page 7 in the paper
Yet I still manage to learn all my news stories 1st here at B3ta
EDIT: even if it is The Sun
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Who's dead?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Steve Irwin
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Steve Irwins dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Troy Tempest
shot him with a ray gun or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Mindfuck
You go out for a walk, come back and Steve Irwins dead. Next you'll be telling me that Michael Barrymore is gay, That image with the shark, helicopter and bridge is fake and that bandwagons are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Still
at least we know Santa Claus is real. And the Easter Bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:42, archived)
# You know what?
There is no Easter Bunny! That over there? That's just a man in a suit!

*goes back to staring at magic-eye picture*
(Jediwannabe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:45, archived)
# but i sat on his knee
and he gave me "special candy"
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Heh.
I know someone who sat on Jimmy Jangle Jewellery's knee...

She doesn't say if she got any special candy, though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:47, archived)
# lovely lovely lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:49, archived)
# jubblies...
mmm...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:51, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!
No!

*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Wow a sailboat!
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Wow,
a schooner!
(Jediwannabe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:00, archived)
# No, say it isn't so!
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Bah!
I see, I just read the news, I see he was killed by a stingray. Him by a dangerous animal and Major Les Hiddins by eating poisonous berries, they both had to die in their line of work, goat bless them.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:40, archived)
# where do you want me to start?
Adam, eve, noah, moses, Jesus, Tutenkhamum, the french, the irish, lots of other people . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:37, archived)
# palace hill
(in case u didnt read my early reply)
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:38, archived)
# haha
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Jesus aint dead
no siree, he aint
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:38, archived)
# he lives in a flat in Keswick with elvis and john lennon...
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:43, archived)
# they do. and they ride shergar to work
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:44, archived)
#
ride eat to work for dinner
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:45, archived)
# from the Valhalla kebab shop
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:48, archived)
# and neither is....
...santa or the tooth fairy. Make believe people will never die, as long as we have our imaginication
(akav0id, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:07, archived)
# whale? thames!?
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Zed's dead
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:45, archived)
# from Police Academy?
*says something incomprehensible*
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:52, archived)
# pffft!


the beeb lied to me, the video link is just to some people talking about it, bah!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:38, archived)
# hahaha
I thought exactly the same thing too, nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:54, archived)