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# sting is a alien
beware
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:40, archived)
# sting was a spacker!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:41, archived)
# hello sir!
prop me up in my hour of darkness! Tell me happy things!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:42, archived)
# I'm going to rape you with a circular saw
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:45, archived)
# by J.R. Hartley
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:45, archived)
# It's a cracking read too
My favourite bit is the bit where I rape you with a circular saw
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:48, archived)
# I liked that part too
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Ok, I do have a (somewhat) funny anecdote.
Last week I went to a dental hygeinist here in Prague.
Seeing I was American, she wanted to practice her English
on me. So she told me everything she was doing, "now I use ultrasound",
etc. Every time she used the airflow tool, she would say, "now I blow you."

And yes, she was quite good-looking.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:04, archived)
# hehehe
ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:07, archived)
# An alien
that squirts blood from it's tear-ducts!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:41, archived)
# a alien!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Meh,
in my day the teacher would've taken his 12 inch stick to your tender young bottom and given you a right good seeing-to for such slackness.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Mr H is right though
It IS A alien, not AN alien.

Just as "your all gay" is the b3tard way :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:53, archived)