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# There is a non smutty way of interfering with animals?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 16:59, archived)
# legitimate pig wanking
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Except in Texas
Where it's illegal unless the pig is female, and dressed like a line dancer
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 17:01, archived)
# That's about 32.5%
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 7 Sep 2006, 17:03, archived)
# y'all got a real perty mouth...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 17:05, archived)
# 36% for you, Miss.
I'm such a sucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 7 Sep 2006, 17:11, archived)
# Want to come to dinner next Thursday?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 17:17, archived)
# Depends on dessert?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 7 Sep 2006, 17:22, archived)
# hahaha
That was a tender moment between man and swine

It brought a tear to my eye
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 17:02, archived)
# He said interfering
not interfacing!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 7 Sep 2006, 17:04, archived)
# Do you think a pig really knows or cares
whether it is being wanked in a legitimate manner by a farm-hand, or as part of a transgressive act by a filthy pervert? This aspect of animal rights has often puzzled me.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 17:10, archived)
# They have corkscrew-shaped penises, you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 7 Sep 2006, 17:12, archived)
# I believe those are in fact tails.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 17:21, archived)
# Don't doubt me, bitch!
www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_060.html
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 7 Sep 2006, 17:24, archived)
# Gosh.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 17:35, archived)
# I do not know
4dam, however, would be the expert.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 17:24, archived)
# it's only a myth
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 17:01, archived)