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# I don't see how
cigarettes would have improved the situation.
(Marwood, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:16, archived)
# Well...
Pope shares an Embassy (king size obviously) with a Muslim Cleric. All sorted. Maybe a pint and a game of pool as well.

What would piss the Muslims off then is the Pope has no 20p coins. The Muslim Cleric would have to pay for the best of three match.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:21, archived)
# There's no problems
in this world that can't be solved over a pint of mild and a game of darts.
(Marwood, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:25, archived)
# Alcoholism and broken arms.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:28, archived)
# Police outside pubs to stop trouble
when they're actually in buying chips and kebabs.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:31, archived)
# erm, this one can't
Muslims don't drink.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:31, archived)
# To the letter of the Koran maybe,
but loads of Muslims that I know drink.

I think it's the way with all religions these days that very few people who fall under whatever religious banner they may be actually follow all the rules as strictly as they should.
(Marwood, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:35, archived)
# Yip
I know a couple of the buggers and all... all very quiet when pops is around, but they still owe me a round from last night.

Incidentally, one of them left their rucksack here.
(ArfurDaley Must try harder., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:53, archived)