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# It'll be all over the papers in the morning...
(AdrianJ, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:00, archived)
# What did the Pope actually say anyway? I missed it.
And haven't Muslims got better things to moan about like why they can't get their bombs through hand luggage or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:06, archived)
# I love their sense of irony.
The Pope quotes some text thusly:

"Show me just what Muhammad brought that was new and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached."

So what do they do? Firebomb two churches.
(Marwood, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:09, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm frankly disappointed there was no Embassy involved.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:11, archived)
# I don't see how
cigarettes would have improved the situation.
(Marwood, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:16, archived)
# Well...
Pope shares an Embassy (king size obviously) with a Muslim Cleric. All sorted. Maybe a pint and a game of pool as well.

What would piss the Muslims off then is the Pope has no 20p coins. The Muslim Cleric would have to pay for the best of three match.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:21, archived)
# There's no problems
in this world that can't be solved over a pint of mild and a game of darts.
(Marwood, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:25, archived)
# Alcoholism and broken arms.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:28, archived)
# Police outside pubs to stop trouble
when they're actually in buying chips and kebabs.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:31, archived)
# erm, this one can't
Muslims don't drink.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:31, archived)
# To the letter of the Koran maybe,
but loads of Muslims that I know drink.

I think it's the way with all religions these days that very few people who fall under whatever religious banner they may be actually follow all the rules as strictly as they should.
(Marwood, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:35, archived)
# Yip
I know a couple of the buggers and all... all very quiet when pops is around, but they still owe me a round from last night.

Incidentally, one of them left their rucksack here.
(ArfurDaley Must try harder., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:53, archived)
# Oh dear.
I shouldn't be laughing at that.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:20, archived)
# See,
I'm all for religious harmony and for everyone to believe in what they like, but when extremists do something as ironic as that, well, it's beautiful.
(Marwood, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:22, archived)
# If there is a god, or allah or whatever you want to call him
he has a fucking awesome sense of humour.

It's like he's on a messageboard with two different usernames, arguing with himself to see if anyone else gets involved.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:25, archived)
# *burns their embassy*
I'm Catholic, and not liking all this stick the Pope is getting.

If you read the article on Wikipedia, one of those churches was Anglican and the other Orthodox.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:24, archived)
# He's a public figure. This makes him fair game.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:29, archived)
# I'm protestant
by birth, but I suppose i dont really count myself as anything.

I get a bit sick at times of being on the wrong side of "You made a religious quip at us, we'll burn an effigy of your pope and thats evens it up" though, even though i'm supposed to be marching along with the orange walk wishing he was dead, despite half my family being catholic.

Too drunk for b3ta then.


(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:34, archived)
# the pope abused me when i was a small child


arsehole.
(mcgandhi doesn't like flange, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 5:23, archived)
# Why not?
The pope is an idiot, he should be fired
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 8:22, archived)
# its another case of
"oh my god, they said something about us, lets cut their heads off"

Probably about the state christianity was in about 800 years ago. Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:26, archived)