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# teh New Game
Hello.

A colleague was moaning about his problems (failed musical aspirations, depression, poor lung condition, imminent sacking from work) the other day, and as I was feeling in a charitable mood I invented a game. It's called 'Fix Crosbyti'. Here's the template :



Can anyone better our efforts to 'Fix Crosbyti?'

(jism Lager, Sir, is regal, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Hello.
Your game looks lovely. I especially like the way you have illustrated balls as being indiscernable from hairy shits. However, your pictures are a little on the large side, and I can see a seam or two.

I see this is your first post, so please take a look at the site FAQ before posting any more if you want to avoid persecution from the board nazi party.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:30, archived)
# how awfully polite
i feel as though i have just read something written by the Queen
(hmmmzilla - In my country bananas are considered naughty, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:34, archived)
# A seam?
Where?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:36, archived)
# thanks for the reply
I used mspaint for this, which is why there is a small chance that users with low-resolution displays and / or inferior graphics cards may see a seam or two which would incorrectly denote poor shopping skills on the posters part.

(jism Lager, Sir, is regal, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:41, archived)
# yes indeed, this however does not excuse why your post is bigger
than the recommended 50k for a still image.

as we are in fluffy mood today, may i suggest you read this:

www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

(please note that fluffy mode could suddenly be turned off and you could be in for a rough day)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:52, archived)
# Quick! Put this on your head!


;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 14:02, archived)
# i can see your seams
and my inferior graphics cards setup has so far cost me £500 and i can still see them seams *bum rapes*
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 14:30, archived)