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[challenge entry] pardon?

From the Hollywood Dyslexia challenge. See all 1473 entries (closed)

(bobbysands, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 8:43, archived)
# pffft
I do like that series
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 8:44, archived)
# I can't help but feel that even though it talks about karma all the time, it is pushing a christian agenda.
Redemption TV gives me the shits.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 8:47, archived)
# You need more
Jack La Lanne's Power Juicer!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 8:49, archived)
# And when they found our shadows, around our tv sets
They ran down every lead, they repeated every test.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 8:50, archived)
# And then they gave up
and they died. Those that lived cut their own wrists.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 8:51, archived)
# no
they checked out all the data on their lists

'ning fella
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 8:54, archived)
# Liar!
they looked up pr0n and had a jolly good time. 'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 8:56, archived)
# maybe
but Randy makes me laugh, and Crabman too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 8:49, archived)
# Hey Crabman!
and Joy makes me feel funny in my pants
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 26 Sep 2006, 8:55, archived)
# The day will come when you will be judged...
1. ...and the hand of teh Lord will smite thee
2. ...and thou will be thrown into the fiery pit with the Dark One
3. ...and time will cease to exist, and you will spend an eternity in torment
4. REPENT, YOU SINNER, etc etc...

5. Profit(?)

;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 26 Sep 2006, 8:52, archived)
# Booze does that when you have enough
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 8:54, archived)
# Yays!
No need for an imaginary deity!

AIDMFB... (And I Discard My Fictitious Bible)

:D

*gleefully continues pagan life without a care in the world!*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 26 Sep 2006, 9:00, archived)
# *Joins*
I'm going to start a new religion that might actually be liked.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 9:04, archived)
# I thought B3ta was a religion?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 26 Sep 2006, 9:06, archived)
# Not as good as this one...
that I'm in the process of making...it'll be ace ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 9:08, archived)
# it's a drug
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 9:13, archived)
# sinner or winner
YOU DECIDE
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 9:07, archived)
# I'll just look the lord in the face and say
"Judge not, lest ye be judged".

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 8:57, archived)
# Goooooooooooooooose! *HONKs!*
Where's GMOS when you need him?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 26 Sep 2006, 9:03, archived)
# Christian?
Word has it that Our Jason there is one a them Scientomologist types.

Maybe instead of karma he's really talking about cleansing himself of Zutons or whatever they're called.
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 9:17, archived)
# Heh, nicely shopped
and grand hummus!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 8:59, archived)