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# Oh no! It's a News mash!

original story is HERE, PEOPLES!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 12:34, archived)
# pffft
they drink it in the congo you know
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Oct 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Utter genius. And the original article is nearly as crazy as your version.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 12:38, archived)
# you are insane
in a good way
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 12:38, archived)
# I AM ARCHBISHOP DESMOND TUTU AND I LOVE YOU. I ALSO LOVE UBUNTU.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Silly The Neville.
Bill Clinton is not Jeremy Beadles.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 12:40, archived)
# The text is like one of those spam e-mails that
turn up with headers like "the report you wanted" or "here's the info"
(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Those aren't spams.
*Sigh*. I work fifteen hours a day at a measly £2.32 an hour to write those emails to you, filling them full of useful information and statistics. Yet you dismiss them as spam! Do you know how pointless my job seems now?


*sob sob*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 13:02, archived)