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(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 9:57, archived)
# your going to alienate yourself
if your not careful
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:00, archived)
# *taps on shoulder*
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(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:01, archived)
# not on b3ta
www.yourallgay.com
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:03, archived)
# But it upsets me greatly.
And 'your all gay' is the exception that proves the rule, surely.

I have a thing about bad grammar and/or punctuation. even though I'm sometimes the culprit.

My mum thinks I should be an English teacher, but since I'm not allowed to beat the children into submission I doubt I will.

Plus my surname shall shortly be 'Uren', and you know what kids are like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:05, archived)
# I know English teachers,
and quite frankly their knowledge of the structure of English is very, very poor. This is odd considering that it's their native language and also the language they're being paid actual real money to teach to children. I doubt they'd notice half the mistakes that you do.
I blame Tony Blairs.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:12, archived)
# That's terrible.
My old English teacher, Mrs Francis, was the most anally retentive person on the planet when it comes to grammar and structure. She could also speak in Old English, or whatever it is that Chaucer wrote in and read the Canterbury Tales (well, not all of them) in the original tongue.

I loved her very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:19, archived)
# I think you mean 'their' totally free
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:05, archived)
# Boo boo.
They are = They're.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 11:42, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:02, archived)
# Hooray!
Simple and effective, woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:03, archived)