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# The last time someone put their hand down my trousers unannounced
I was going commando.

That was fun.

And yes, he's lovely as wolverine but crap and quite wimpy the rest of the time.

And by that I don't mean a burger on a proper plate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 15:11, archived)
#
sardine commando?
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 12 Oct 2006, 15:11, archived)
# That's both confusing and insulting.
Do I have to punch you whilst asking what you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 15:12, archived)
# yesh
simultaneous punch/questioning please.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 12 Oct 2006, 15:13, archived)
# *punch*
WHAT'S THAT MEANT TO MEAN?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)
# it means nowt
I was just running of the mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 12 Oct 2006, 15:17, archived)
# A likely story
*sprongs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 15:19, archived)
# commando conker?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 12 Oct 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Burger on a proper plate!
Squawk!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 12 Oct 2006, 15:13, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)
# I wonder how long it'll take you to get bored of this?
BTW is your name a refence to Charlie chuck as Uncle Peter from Vic and Bob shows?
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 15:17, archived)
# Bored already
and no, I am an uncle, my bro's wife had a baby girl yesterday evening :¬)
I know not of Charlie Chuck, I have missed out on most of their back catalogue unfortunately
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 12 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)
# Awww!
Congratumalations!
Welcome to the world this new spawning!
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 15:32, archived)
# *pops hand down own trousers unannounced*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)
# *feels cocky*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 15:15, archived)
# There's a wee bantam cock at the place where I have band practice
He's tiny, and he's really aggressive.



Er....yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 15:17, archived)
# yep
The smaller the cock, the more aggressive it is I find.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Well you'd know
BADUM TISH

you love the emotional terrorism, you do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)
# oh yes, I've had my fair share the past 15 years :)
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 15:21, archived)
# I'd hug you but you'd only honk me again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 15:27, archived)
# I wouldn't!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)
# *hugs tentatively*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)
# *honks furtively*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)
# OH MY COCKING GOD
*KICKS DIX IN THE MANGINA*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)
# This one time at band practice . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 15:18, archived)
# I play a very large bass.
Don't even think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)
# chortle
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 15:27, archived)
# My bass is quite small
Only about 7' tall...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)
# double?
Mine is an electric one. and it's this big *spreads arms*


That's arms you sick bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 15:35, archived)