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# Awards are merely certificates of mediocrity.
Unless they are awarded retrospectively or posthumously.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 12:13, archived)
# I have a load of brownie badges
that beg to differ.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 12:13, archived)
# Ooooh!
Did you get the one for complicated knots?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 12:15, archived)
# I got something for knots
At camp.

*forgets*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 12:17, archived)
# Band camp?
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 12:21, archived)
# Brownie camp.
And guide camp.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 12:25, archived)
# I shall get around that by saying they are not awards.
Instead I will classify them along with sequins and buttons.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 12:15, archived)
# I'll give you fucking classify, meladdo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 12:17, archived)
# Yay! I like presents.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 12:20, archived)
# Things
you stole aren't awards
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 12:17, archived)
# Funnily enough,
I agree with Curis at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 12:15, archived)
# But doesn't this mean
that losing was your own fault for not being dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 12:18, archived)
# Well, yeah.
I'm saving up that achievement 'til the last moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 12:20, archived)
# I wish you'd get an award sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 12:21, archived)
# That
is probably the oddest insult I've ever had.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Makes a change
from the bland, predictable insults that you usually have to wade through on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 12:29, archived)
# I'm crap
I still like 'cunthorse' the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Yeah, that's kinda nice.
Someone got called a 'twatbadger' here (or somewhere else) the other week.
That stayed with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 12:34, archived)