Yay for confusing families!
I have 3 Grandads.
And that's the LEAST mind-bending bit...
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Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:22,
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And that's the LEAST mind-bending bit...
I have an uncle and an aunt
who are younger than me. My Grandad is a frisky old bugger.
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Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:23,
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Borrow one of mine
There:
Ex fireman- never in the country, very educated, fitter than I am at 78 years of age
married to
Ex primary school teacher- STRICT AS FUCK, only wears beige, used to wander around nekkid
short, foul mouthed fat old lady who loves nobody except her dog
married to
short, foul mouthed fat old man who loves me but doesn't like anyone else
mental old lady, no front teeth, absolutely batshit and slightly alcoholic. also gets her hair cut into a military crop by the man below
married to
ex trucker, no hair on top, big chops on the side though, obsessed with country and western and taught me all about menstruation because I was very young and at my grandparents when I started my periods.
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Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:27,
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Ex fireman- never in the country, very educated, fitter than I am at 78 years of age
married to
Ex primary school teacher- STRICT AS FUCK, only wears beige, used to wander around nekkid
short, foul mouthed fat old lady who loves nobody except her dog
married to
short, foul mouthed fat old man who loves me but doesn't like anyone else
mental old lady, no front teeth, absolutely batshit and slightly alcoholic. also gets her hair cut into a military crop by the man below
married to
ex trucker, no hair on top, big chops on the side though, obsessed with country and western and taught me all about menstruation because I was very young and at my grandparents when I started my periods.