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# Who by,
the strict, yet friendly principle, or the fat girl who loses weight and become beautiful, but still learns that beauty is in the eye of the beholder?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:02, archived)
# No,
by my mate, who has rugged good looks but knows right from wrong, as his slightly good looking liberal mum taught him, in a heart rending scene earlier on in the film
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:07, archived)
# Don't you have sex
with his mum?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:12, archived)
# No, but I fantasise about it for the whole film
(at the end I eventually meet some fit bird who makes me forget all about those unnatural, but more importantly Unamerican urges)

(edit: and I have a mullet, a REALLY bad one)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:14, archived)
# she probably
plays the flute, too. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:16, archived)
# That's right,
she's a keen musician, what of it? ;-o
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:19, archived)