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# Who's Halifax Howard?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:37, archived)
# he's the man that gives you xtra of course
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:38, archived)
# and by 'xtra' we mean gallon loads of semen to the face
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:39, archived)
# REPEATEDLY
through the nose ... mmm nasal intercourse
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:40, archived)
# looks like he's about to take xtra
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:40, archived)
# hello mate
you ok?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:40, archived)
# yeah
work's tearing me a new one at the mo, so not around as much as I'd like :(

How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:43, archived)
# been better, having a bit of a shit week in a shit part of my life so far
you seen there's a bash in december? bit early to plan i know

edit: aah i see from your comments below that that won't be happening
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)
# *Demands you come to the London bash on the 9th December*.
And bring that lovely lady of yours too - she was the tops! THE TOPS I SAY!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Kinda tricky
We're having Christmas in the Midlands on the 9th...as we're getting on a plane to NZ on the 11th
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Ne'ermind, chuck.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)
# yeah it's a shame
I'm missing loads of stuff this year...not least a whole month of winter ;)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Ha! Shush yourself!
I am very jealous of your NZ trip as it is!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:50, archived)
#
the man that gives you xtra a boring twunt, of course
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Oh thank you for reminding me
4DAM- can you go into halifax in dumfries and take the piss out of the guy who's in the latest halifax advert?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:39, archived)
# really?
my auntie works in halifax in dumfries (I think)!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Aye, the one on the far right when the ad starts. THe one who looks like he's too old to be covering a big bruvvas or whoever they are song.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Yeah, she does
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:52, archived)
# had her?
nice tits, eh!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Not as nice as her cock
I've been googling, the guy's called Scot Carrick
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Does anyone know if Howard still works in a Halifax branch?
I'd find it hard to believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Seriously?
Is that the tall one at the start of the advert? Consider it fucking done! I've couple of mates that work there actually, I'll get them to help
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Shit no
they work for the Royal Bank of Scotland.

But HBOS in Dumfries is my branch, i'll look out for him
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)
# HH is
An utterly talentless bank manager who won a competition to be the face of Halifax Bank.
(Lord Tredegar, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:40, archived)
# He actually made it to management?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Also a sitcom starring Jim Broadbent
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Principle
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:44, archived)
#
tis not exactly difficult these days... it seems the bigger the anal licking cock sucking twunt you are, the better in management you shall become.
Oh, and despised by all around....!

(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 12:45, archived)