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# felicity kendal is my mum!
honest to god 100% truth*
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)
# i bet she's still dirty
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)
# i'm probably not the best person to ask!
but her boots are often muddy when i call round...
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)
# You are kidding, right?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)
# nope
not at all.
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)
# well
maybe just a little bit
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)
# or maybe now i'm bluffing
ahead of any "can we ask your mum some questions for our website" pm/emails...
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)
# 'can i have a go on your dirty mum' emails, more like
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:53, archived)
# i met janet ellis's niece the other day
it was only because she was really young that i didn't ask if she could arrange a go on her auntie
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)
# hahaha
hmmm celebrity mum pimp....

now there's a career i'd not considered before!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 15:02, archived)
# I think you're confused
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)