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[challenge entry] Horrible, horrible evil Briers. First the chloroform, then the spade.
And Penelope Keith's next.
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*shudders*

From the Celebrity Death challenge. See all 342 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)
# utter nonsense, he'd never kill her
If you're married to Felicity Kendall you have no need for anything other than constant sex and gardening.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)
# felicity kendal is my mum!
honest to god 100% truth*
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)
# i bet she's still dirty
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)
# i'm probably not the best person to ask!
but her boots are often muddy when i call round...
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)
# You are kidding, right?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)
# nope
not at all.
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)
# well
maybe just a little bit
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)
# or maybe now i'm bluffing
ahead of any "can we ask your mum some questions for our website" pm/emails...
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)
# 'can i have a go on your dirty mum' emails, more like
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:53, archived)
# i met janet ellis's niece the other day
it was only because she was really young that i didn't ask if she could arrange a go on her auntie
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)
# hahaha
hmmm celebrity mum pimp....

now there's a career i'd not considered before!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 15:02, archived)
# I think you're confused
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)
# ^^
This
Damn! Inappropriate crush qow has gone and I forgot about her
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)
# Nothing inappropriate about it
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)
# she was all of the lovely
and you tell she was dirty
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)
# and the bbc continue to show the episode with the flash of her boobs after all these years
hurray!


(its the episode where they're really tired and next door are having a party)
/stalker blog
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)
# there's a boob-flash in that episode?
cor!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)
# here you go
NSFW, although its very low res and blurry
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)
# cor!
*spluff*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)
# there is no way that's nsfw. unlink it duuuuuuuuude
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)
# that's hardly a boob flash
:(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:54, archived)
# what do you expect from The Good Life?! :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)
# Woo!
*sluffage*
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)
# That
has made my day
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:57, archived)
# does she flash in that one?
I must have been making tea

DAMN YOU TEA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)
# she never thought of herself as a sex symbol
www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2003/08/07/bvfeli07.xml
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)
# haha!
That didn't stop one wag from commenting that half the male population in the country has been secretly in love with her, while the other half made no secret of it whatsoever.

So true! I know that I had a crush on her when I was watching The Good Life on our national broadcaster as a lad! I mean, I didn't even know about sex n stuff like that. I just knew she was very pretty and I enjoyed watching her!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Not Briers, no! He's so cute!
And Felicity Kendal and Penelope Keith - lovely ladies!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)
# I'm sorry to break it to you, but he's a monster and must be stopped.
She's nearly unconscious now...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)
# Noooooo
Flickety Kendall is all of teh fluffeh.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)
# FFFFFFFFFWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
innit?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)
# She's 60
now and still looking cute.Though some soft focus specs might be in order.

Edit/ For me that is, she'd probably want to me to wear a bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)
# try low light conditions
and some gin
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Bad Richard!
(shag her whilst she's still warm)
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)
# Felicity Kendall is lovely and pretty
and I want to protect her
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)
# then spunkmuster
her unconsious body?
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)
# but she's so bloody nice!
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)
# Clearly you're speaking
as a feminist, Mr S'punk.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)
# Is he
Sqeezing her zit?
(bananacat, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)
# How dare you imply the lovely Felicity (who is being killed by evil monster Briers)
would have a spotty face.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)
# what have you got
agaist briers?
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 14:53, archived)
# HE'S MURDERING FELICITY KENDALL, FOR GOD'S SAKE!
What more do you need?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 15:17, archived)
# For no good reason
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 15:07, archived)