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# he was the bloke who said cigarettes were cool in his act
then died of lung cancer just as his career was taking off.
Now that's comedy!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:31, archived)
# It was just after
he gave up smoking too.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:32, archived)
# But have you noticed how cool everyone thinks he is?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:32, archived)
# Had the singular honour of
seeing him live couple of times, back in Uni days in Brighton.

He really was that cool.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:36, archived)
# Woah!
*extremely jealous*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:37, archived)
# he died of bowel cancer not lung cancer
i'd quit smoking if i didn't think i'd become a non-smoker

edit: the pancreas is a shitty part of north london as far as i'm concerned, i'll say he died of tummy cancer
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:32, archived)
# was it really?
he really missed a good chance at an ironic death.

edit/ pancreatic cancer according to the ever-reliable wikipedia, so not even any nappy jokes
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:34, archived)
# roy castle wins that one
lung cancer after a lifetime of anti-smoking campaigning and never touching a tab

now if you'll excuse me i'm going to scrounge a cigarette off a tramp
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:36, archived)
# Actually it was pancreatic cancer, very rare
/just read American Scream
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:35, archived)
# Pancreatic cancer's ever so painful
Poor bill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:36, archived)
# That's a cool book.
Love All The People is good too.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:37, archived)
# The militant ones who cross whole carparks dragging their children along
just so they can tell you what harm your cigarette (that was ages away from them) is doing their poor little muffin's lungs?

Usually best answered with a 'with a mother like you that's the last thing he's got to worry about. If you teach a confrontational and extremely rude attitude like yours to him then he'll end up behind bars before too long.'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:36, archived)
# the ones who stand in front of you giving that irritating little cough noise
"that's a hell of a cough you've got there, you're lucky you don't smoke. i smoke all day and don't cough like that"
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:38, archived)
# *claps*
And the 'I'm breathing all of your smoke!'

'you should buy your own then, you scabby cunt.'


Roght, I'm off home for coffee with hazlenut syrup, a big fat J and hollyoaks. (bliss)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:39, archived)
# My usual response was
"Do you drive? Then fuck off you hypocrite."
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:41, archived)
# Cancer of the pancreas I b'lieve
How the fuck you guard against that I don't know, but giving up smoking (and he did) probably doesn't help a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:35, archived)
# Silly Gibson!
He didn't die of lung cancer. You know not of which you speak.
The man was a genius.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:35, archived)
# NO!!!!!!
He did not die of lung cancer. He died of pancreatic cancer not related to smoking. He would of been happy dieying opf lung cancer. YOU FOOL!
(cactusrob, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 22:22, archived)