i just want to overthrow you so i can steal your ship.
it's all politics really.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:28,
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Don;t make me cry
I'm a girl so it's against the law.
I'm a good captain. I pay you, and I give you somewhere with ever changing scenery to practise your (and let's be fair) rather pointless skill.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:35,
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I'm a good captain. I pay you, and I give you somewhere with ever changing scenery to practise your (and let's be fair) rather pointless skill.
No I'm not.
I'm fire engine red thank you. But natually I'm very very very light blonde.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:38,
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that's even worse!
the truth is, actually, that i openly fancy redheaded women.
but not blondes ;)
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:40,
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but not blondes ;)
Well that's good.
No, that's....that's just fucking perfect.
Cunt. *storms off*
and I look silly ginge btw, as I already tried that. Bright red is muuuuuch better. For me. So thbpbpbpb.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:41,
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Cunt. *storms off*
and I look silly ginge btw, as I already tried that. Bright red is muuuuuch better. For me. So thbpbpbpb.
*suddenly realises that upsetting the captain is a bad career move*
*offers chocolate*
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:44,
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but i'm on a ship!
how can you fire me if i can't get off?
the chocolates are belgian, you know...
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:51,
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the chocolates are belgian, you know...
*looks at plank*
*looks at Johnson*
Do you want to retract that question?
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:52,
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Do you want to retract that question?
*drops on his knees*
i'm allergic to sharks!
i'll make you cake, anything!
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:00,
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i'll make you cake, anything!
Must get my eyes checked
Somehow I managed to read "cleavage" in that...
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