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# peckadillo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)
# I like the blood,
the blood is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)
# he actually bit me today...
also, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:26, archived)
# AND YOU TOLD ME TO GET A FUCKING PARROT?!
You hate me, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:27, archived)
# i just want to overthrow you so i can steal your ship.
it's all politics really.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)
# Mutiny!
I'd deal with you if I could be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)
# *goes back to mend his aardvarks*
some day, my pretties...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)
# Don;t make me cry
I'm a girl so it's against the law.

I'm a good captain. I pay you, and I give you somewhere with ever changing scenery to practise your (and let's be fair) rather pointless skill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:35, archived)
# OH YEA?
well...

euhrm...

you're ginger!

ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:37, archived)
# No I'm not.
I'm fire engine red thank you. But natually I'm very very very light blonde.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)
# that's even worse!
the truth is, actually, that i openly fancy redheaded women.

but not blondes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Well that's good.
No, that's....that's just fucking perfect.

Cunt. *storms off*

and I look silly ginge btw, as I already tried that. Bright red is muuuuuch better. For me. So thbpbpbpb.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:41, archived)
# *suddenly realises that upsetting the captain is a bad career move*
*offers chocolate*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# *offers P45*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)
# but i'm on a ship!
how can you fire me if i can't get off?

the chocolates are belgian, you know...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)
# *looks at plank*
*looks at Johnson*


Do you want to retract that question?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)
# *is unsure*
are there sharks in these waters?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:55, archived)
# Probably.
o_o
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:56, archived)
# *drops on his knees*
i'm allergic to sharks!
i'll make you cake, anything!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:00, archived)
# Oi...
not in my galley you don't...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Remember...
Cake is a made-up drug.
(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)
# ____)\_____
Dunno. What do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:59, archived)
# get back in your den, you...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Must get my eyes checked
Somehow I managed to read "cleavage" in that...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Good point
And I have fantastic cleavage. And that is the total and god's honest truth. It's comfortingly voluptuous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Hurrah!
Hurrah for cleavages!
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:57, archived)
# So did mine!
The little bastid.

Oh and woo to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)
# He doesn't seem too perturbed
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:26, archived)
# Nah
Mr Johnson's hard as nails, he is
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Kevlar cardi, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Maybe the parrot
Is listening to Marylin "Brian" Manson's gabba-metal ballad "Irresponsible Hate Anthem".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)
# he only listens to classical music.
metal drives him MAD.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Maybe that's why he's
Biting the man's shoulder.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Wonderful
I think!

/work pooter blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)
# noice....
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)
# er yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)
# sorry, these things just fall out some times
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)
# *stuffs it back in*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:31, archived)
# thank you


*secretly gets it back out again*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)
# I thought you were meant to be sick?!
or did Cw just mean in a pervy way?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)
# I am sick
but I'm at work and I've ddeclared the rest of the day - skiving on b3ta time






hang on a minute......
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Isn't the board great today.
I should skive off work more Fridays!

Woo to killer parrot
(I helped save b3ta! xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:31, archived)