this seems like good time to share this
yesterday, while in a normal standing position and in a less than impressive flacid state and with everything pointing in the right direction, i managed a feat that i thought impossible. i pissed in my own eye, thank god i wear specs.
that is all.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:57,
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did you get that on video?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 28 Oct 2006, 20:59,
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i wish i'd had the foresight to set up a camera.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:00,
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it's all over youtube.
search for 'pissing in eye'
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face.,
Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:01,
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*applause*
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:01,
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all i have to say is:
well done! gravity defying piss usually takes much training.
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face.,
Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:04,
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i didn't mean to do it, honest.
it came as rather a surprise.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:08,
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