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# what's a dildo?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:38, archived)
# armadildo
hmm. "The Armadildo -- an armour-plated pleasurer that's chewy in the middle."

Bleah. Probably already bindun, if I could be bothered to glasscock it. Which I can't.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:39, archived)
# its a plastic cock
Dido has one.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:39, archived)
# the opposite of a dildon't
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:39, archived)
# Sits very still in the ground unless picked...
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:41, archived)