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# rp for teh Halloween tomorrow :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:32, archived)
# treat please.
oh hold on, i'm not a woman.
as you were.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:35, archived)
# hahaha
she looks like a dildo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:37, archived)
# what's a dildo?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:38, archived)
# armadildo
hmm. "The Armadildo -- an armour-plated pleasurer that's chewy in the middle."

Bleah. Probably already bindun, if I could be bothered to glasscock it. Which I can't.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:39, archived)
# its a plastic cock
Dido has one.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:39, archived)
# the opposite of a dildon't
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:39, archived)
# Sits very still in the ground unless picked...
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:41, archived)
# a CDD?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:43, archived)
# hurrah
*gets high pressure hose ready for trick or treaters*
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:37, archived)
# good idea!
you can take a kids eye out with a pressure washer.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:38, archived)
# Does it work on Jehovah's Witnesses or Mormons?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:39, archived)
# not sure
never had any here. Which is a shame because I'd love to have a blazing row with them
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:40, archived)
# use a peg gun on them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:41, archived)
# Oi
JayDubbs yes

Mormons, NO!!!!!

Leave us alone or ill come and bugger your kitten while it sleeps!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:42, archived)
# you're a morMon?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:44, archived)
# perhaps he's a dyslexic moomin.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:45, archived)
# now that'd be cool
a dyslexic moomin with an oedipus complex.
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:46, archived)
# shop that at once
that's an order.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:47, archived)
# i think thats more Jolly Jack than me
I just do CDCs
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:49, archived)
# my sister brought me back
a moomintroll liquorice stick from finland as a present
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:51, archived)
# yes i am
*puts on high pressure water-proof pance*

*stands behind wall*

what of it?
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:45, archived)
# just curious
does that mean your pantry is stocked full of tinned goods for judgement day/
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:48, archived)
# Food storage.
Not for judgement day. For when I've overspent on toys and cant afford any shopping.

But yes, I have loads of tins of beans and some TVP in my pantry
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:51, archived)
# trans-vestite-paper?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:53, archived)
# I heard you guys wear plastic underpants - is that true?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:53, archived)
# eh?
that would be a resounding no.

Are you confusing us with old people?
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:20, archived)
# erm...
I thought you generally preferred doing something else to kittens...

you felicidal maniac, you...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:44, archived)
# haha
how seasonal
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:39, archived)