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# There was
One of the pelicans in St James Park ate a live pigeon last week in front of stunned onlookers.

A few days later it did it again.

Hurrah for pelicans!
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)
# How long do you reckon a pigon can survive once eaten alive?
And what gets it first? Stomach acid, or suffocation?

I want answers dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)
# claustrophobia
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# somehow
this one escaped my rational thinking of what kills pigeons.
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# you forgot Rentokill too
the Pelican stomach branch.

Waiting. Always with the waiting.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# pelicans RAWK!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# What! John Peel is dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)
# a nazi is elected pope?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# we have an electric pope now?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# DANGER DANGER
High voltage...



Pardon, that wasn't Electric Pope?
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# that's Electric Boogaloo I think
*does the sine wave*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)
# bring in more pelicans to deal with the problem of all those pigeons
that's what i say.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# We need more pelicans in Trafalger Square
Although I'm sure pelican shit would be a lot bigger than pigeon shit
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Let pelicans eat Branson
*smuggles sack full of pelicans into next Virgin tm AGM*

does Virgin have AGMs or are they private? Maybe pelicans will be stationed off Necker instead.
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)
# more fun to herd into shops though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:53, archived)