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# There's a whale in the Thames?


must be after the pigeons.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)
# there's a pigeon in a pelican?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:35, archived)
# There was
One of the pelicans in St James Park ate a live pigeon last week in front of stunned onlookers.

A few days later it did it again.

Hurrah for pelicans!
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)
# How long do you reckon a pigon can survive once eaten alive?
And what gets it first? Stomach acid, or suffocation?

I want answers dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)
# claustrophobia
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# somehow
this one escaped my rational thinking of what kills pigeons.
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# you forgot Rentokill too
the Pelican stomach branch.

Waiting. Always with the waiting.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# pelicans RAWK!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# What! John Peel is dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)
# a nazi is elected pope?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# we have an electric pope now?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# DANGER DANGER
High voltage...



Pardon, that wasn't Electric Pope?
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# that's Electric Boogaloo I think
*does the sine wave*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)
# bring in more pelicans to deal with the problem of all those pigeons
that's what i say.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# We need more pelicans in Trafalger Square
Although I'm sure pelican shit would be a lot bigger than pigeon shit
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Let pelicans eat Branson
*smuggles sack full of pelicans into next Virgin tm AGM*

does Virgin have AGMs or are they private? Maybe pelicans will be stationed off Necker instead.
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)
# more fun to herd into shops though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:53, archived)
# in a whale
in the Thames!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Haahha.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:37, archived)
# hahahaha
there's a compo being fished out of the Thames?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)
# haha this again
do you have the original image for this? I want too see how much you changed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Very little.
s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiaxus/images/oddities/general/branson160_02.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Brilliant!
I had a weird feeling he'd appeared in Transformers, but I thought my mind was playing tricks on me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)
# that's even more strange
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)
# hahaha! how random!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:41, archived)
# BEST THING EVER!
FUCKING WOO!
(Dooley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)
# hahahaha
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)