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# thanks
Halloween Blog:

We just had trick or treaters coming round and my Mum gave them some sweets and then closed the door. 2 minutes later she went to go upstairs and there was an awful scream and she was shouting for my Dad. I ran to see what the problem was and there was a huge black cat sitting on the stairs (my parents have no pets)... He was lully though and was just sitting there miowing and saying hello. He must have slipped in while the kids were waiting for their sweets.. haha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 21:07, archived)
# :D
what a happy story

near xmas teim, I'll tell the story of the xmas carollers

what a great story!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 21:08, archived)
# heh heh heh
we have a big ginger cat that sneaks in when it gets cold. also because i feed it.
(kidb Not any more, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 21:11, archived)
# that's a fluffeh story.
also: 10 days!? try 17 years! argh! (excluding self harm)
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 21:11, archived)
# *points at the virgin*
I think you need to be in the capable hands of an experienced person.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 21:13, archived)
# if that's an offer.
i think i'll stick to vanginas for now...
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 21:17, archived)
# you see, if you're sticking to them you need a few pointers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 21:19, archived)
# the term pussy magnet was taken a bit too literally, i see.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 21:20, archived)
# yey!

skin it and have it for din-dins!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 21:12, archived)
# So does that mean
you like to eat pussies...?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 21:14, archived)
# awwww!
 
Neighbour cat?

OR DEVIL CAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 21:13, archived)
# He was too fluffy and purry to be a devil cat
Unless he was a scout party ready for tomorrow's demon cat raid

=O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 21:15, archived)
# WOo - far more scary than the Most Haunted repeat that is on in the background
Have a Gnopskin for Halloween

(I helped save b3ta! xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 21:17, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 21:22, archived)