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# the magic donkey doesn't even know this board exists
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:35, archived)
# In other pet naming news
Is it bad to want a boxer dog called donkey?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)
# not at all
i want a boxer dog
or a st bernard
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)
# boxers are better, they shed less
I've never owned a St Bernard but boxers don't shed hugely.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)
# st bernards are bigger than me and do that
'shoelaces of drool' thing
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)
# You want a dog that does that?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)
# why ever not
my kid could ride it like a horse
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)
# You want a siberian mountain dog then.
They're wicked. and HUGE.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)
# *googles*
edit: well that was a waste of time
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)
# They're not called that
I'm trying to remember...

PYRENEAN MOUNTAIN DOG.

Look at me trying to say Siberian.

www.k9host.co.uk/grafix/Breeds/PyreneanMountainDogs.jpg
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)
# very fluffy
but they don't look as MASSIVE as saint bernards
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)
# ...
'The Pyrenean Mountain Dog is not just a large breed of dog - it is a giant breed. This means that the cuddly little ball of white fluff you may well meet when you go to see a litter could, in a matter of months, be as high at the shoulder as your dining table and weigh in excess of ten stone (65 kg) so before going any further there are a few questions you should ask yourself.'

aww puppy www.pmdc.org.uk/images/apic03.jpg
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)
# my 3/4 japanese akita 1/4 dobermann Nanook
is way bigger...and way better...and he can drive...probably
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:59, archived)
# is it
a neapolitan mastiff?


the tallest dog breed is the irish wolf hound and the biggest breed is the english mastiff, according to the 'net anyway
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)
# i want a boxer
but even showing the mictogirl boxer puppy pictures won't sway her
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)
# this is gibson
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)
# fuuuuck!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)
# AW
How gorgeous?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)
# boxer puppies are gorgeous.
In fact, boxers are the best dogs ever.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)
# *sheds boxers*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)
# *chops it off *
Well I did warn you. Now go to Mr Stephen's office with this note and do NOT read it on the way.


(CaptoFacto no ~5443 - My primary school headteacher was Mr Stephens and he was a knob)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)
# does that mean I can chop him off?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)
# Do what you like to him
He was a JOCKEY of the highest order.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)
# The Magic Donkey knows EVERYTHING
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

:D
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)
# he was sold for glue..
we now have a lazy chutney ferret who doesn't front page the best of the board
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)
# ^^^
This.
The front page quality has been really poor of late when there is a hell of a lot of hummus contained in the 'best of teh board'
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)
# SMASH THE SYSTEM!!!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)
# I concur
But then again I've never had a front page...
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:57, archived)