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I fired a toy tank up my nose and made it bleed.

Luckily it wasn't 'loaded', with a matchstick...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:59, archived)

my brother

threw a die-cast metal F15 at my head when I was about 5 and he was 3. It bounced off the top of my eye socket. I then helped matters by opening the cut up again the next week whilst pretending to "fry" some stones in the garden.

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shavedchimp something something oranges something, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:01, archived)

i once shot a cotton bud through my brothers hand

using a gat air pistol

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:01, archived)

I got a metal beer bottle cap fired into my eye from a gassy beer bottle

and ended up with a detached retina. Blind for a while in one eye but my sight is now restored thanks to the miracle of not doing anything to it.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:11, archived)