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Pete Hix! Look what i did!

First Symptom is 'feeling old'

(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:53, archived)

There's NO WAY that foot would go in that shoe.

Is this an advert for KY Jelly?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)

it's actually for heart disease!

(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:56, archived)

Ah, now it all comes clear. KY Jelly can cure heart disease!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:57, archived)

if applied correctly

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:02, archived)

I once put a 'pull back and release' toy car on my head and 'released'

and the crown of my hair got caught in the wheel. I then cut the car out with kitchen scissors.

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:58, archived)

ha ha

i done that to my mum when i was little

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:58, archived)

I fired a toy tank up my nose and made it bleed.

Luckily it wasn't "loaded", with a matchstick...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:59, archived)

my brother

threw a die-cast metal F15 at my head when I was about 5 and he was 3. It bounced off the top of my eye socket. I then helped matters by opening the cut up again the next week whilst pretending to "fry" some stones in the garden.

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shavedchimp something something oranges something, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:01, archived)

i once shot a cotton bud through my brothers hand

using a gat air pistol

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:01, archived)

I got a metal beer bottle cap fired into my eye from a gassy beer bottle

and ended up with a detached retina. Blind for a while in one eye but my sight is now restored thanks to the miracle of not doing anything to it.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:11, archived)

Bed fetish!!

He must wank every night then!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:58, archived)