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# Cunting, cunting Ikea


Putting a bed together was like assembling an Apollo rocket.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:18, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
Oh, how I want that to be true. Is it, is it?!
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:20, archived)
# There's something to be said
for buying pre-assembled isn't there?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:20, archived)
# or maybe your Apollo Rocket
looks suspiciously like an Ikea Bed...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:20, archived)
# Pfft!
You had to buy the deluxe model with the lube tap and the coin-operated vibrating feature, didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:22, archived)
# i know what the ladies like
being able to make flat pack furniture without the instructions
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:22, archived)
# Rubbish

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:32, archived)
# hahaha, mind if I go and post this elsewhere?
it is most woo :)
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# Feel free :)
I really should redo it NOT using paint though.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:35, archived)
# Haha!
Not sexist at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:36, archived)
# Ooh no
Perish the thought :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:43, archived)