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(I helped save b3ta! Horatio P Lemming, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)
# Only plausable theory:
It was designed by the CEO's son, and nobody had the guts to tell him it would be the ugliest fucker on the road.

WOO and YAY :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Threadjack!


I want to buy a new car... do I go for a mini or a beetle or a new mini or a proper car?
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Lada
Riva
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:41, archived)
# My dad
was once given one of those. He drove it off a cliff into a clay pit.
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Get an old mini
One from the late 90's will set you back only a couple of grand
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:46, archived)
# *ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:47, archived)
# real mini
yay!

cheap to buy, cheap to fix, and if you get one
old enough, the MOT emissions test is

[ ] Visible Smoke?


Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Woo
Yay! My sentiments exactly
(cheapstudent, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:37, archived)
# i doubt you'll even read this now
but is that pic of a hire car coincidental, or are you living on the same lump of granite i am!?
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 11:09, archived)