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# help, its catching up

(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:02, archived)
# No it's not,
it's just shaking a bit.

[EDIT: fuck me your profile is scary.]
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:03, archived)
# tinitus
of the eye

/edit its rude to peek
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:04, archived)
# WANK FASTER!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:03, archived)
# Argh!
Step on it!

Very bonzer first post, cull up a mitten, you'll lever Neath. Or something.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:04, archived)
# thankyou
have lurked far too long
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:07, archived)
# PUT YOUR FOOT DOWN MAN!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:04, archived)
# lady drivers
are far more careful of kittens and other small things on the road.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:05, archived)
# This is not true.
There is no such thing as a lady driver.

Ladies do not drive.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:06, archived)
# I wouldn't let anyone else
go out on the road at the wheel of Daisy the dormobile.

Traffic slows for miles around.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:10, archived)
# Turn that cat into a kite.
Thatll do the trick.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:16, archived)
# even kittens diving through the air
obviously intent on doing horrible, hideous, and downright fiendish stuff if they ever catch you?

but point taken

(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:11, archived)
# "Objects in this mirror are cuter than they appear"
nice.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:07, archived)
# Kittens are the best
thankyou :)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:14, archived)
# You've tied some wire round a kitten
and then thrown it out of the window whilst driving. You bastard.

(Excellent postage!)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:09, archived)
# How cruel.
My kittens are well looked after, I'll have you know.

(Thankyou :)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:13, archived)
# objects in the mirror are closer than they appear!
and fluffier.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:57, archived)