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# 'ning, everyone.
Hope you all had a happy Halloween.

I didn't make a pumpkin and there were hardly any trick or treaters in my village, so I can't post a picture of my amazing vegetable-based creation.

But never mind - at least I'm in a foul mood today, and when I got to work I saw that the new No-Smoking signs are wrong. They've sent us the signs for Newcastle:

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# remove one of those slashes
and it won't be a redex

/edit: that's it
*smirks*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
# ??
Didn't edit it...

EDIT: 'ning, bloke. No killing knife? oops
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
# WRONG B3TAN
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# 'ning!

?? it redexed as of a double slash before the filename, and now it's visible, but the double slash still stands

killing knife / double slash??
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# :|
and they've put your personal email address on the sign... surely that's some breach of data protection thingumy? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
# Probably. I'll have 'em for that when I can be arsed.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# you are Harry Enfield
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Turtally ace!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# Aye, no smoking anywhere in hospital grounds...
but feel free to pollute it with your car exhaust fumes.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# Ooh, little bit Ben Elton there!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)
# Too right
They're also quite happy to accept tax money, part of which is collected on the sale of tobacco
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)
# Arf!
But those signs are meant for Hull, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:59, archived)