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# who the fuck is sam?
woo!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:08, archived)
# that'd be me
/actualnameblog
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:09, archived)
# Sir Sam Spam?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)
# nope
just samuel
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)
# so are you not really a knight of the realm then?
have you just been pretending?

is it to steal old ladies life savings?

do you have a false mustache?

goddammit I want answers!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)
# yes.....
yes!....YES!!! and i would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids

*twistles false mustache*

edit: at least im not masquerading as a kiddies bank account, to try and get into kiddies bank accounts
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:13, archived)
# I HAVE OVER £6.17 IN THAT ACCOUNT NOW, WHAT WITH COMPOUND INTEREST AND ALL
I'll not be buying you a present when I cash it all in for retirement
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:28, archived)
# hahaha
PROFIT!!!!!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)
# Ha
At least he's not pretending to be continental to romance his way into old ladies life savings...

damn...
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:14, archived)
# Derek Acorah-biscuit's
personal ghost from the future/past or possibly medieval times called Sam. He feeds him lies and
deceit and refuses to tell him winning lottery numbers
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:09, archived)
# hahaha
so did you find them in the end?

edit: you should have just insulted them over and over and over until they rename the show "most taunted"............badum..........tish
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)
# I didn't
nope. I ended up getting involved in a seance in the basement of a pub though. Almost as good and hokey :P
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)
# Winning lottery numbers
from medieval times? Blimey.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)
# Someone call?
oh
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:14, archived)
# "you recieve a knighthood
take £200 as a duchey"
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)
# pass it on the left hand side
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:22, archived)
# *passes*
*out*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:24, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derek_Acorah

The best bit is his demise... and to get his own show because of it.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:15, archived)
# the guy is such a dick. It should be illegal for him to have airtime
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:24, archived)